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What should my 5-word speech be?

Hi! The Met Gala — I mean, the Webby Awards ceremony is a week from today and you’re the ones who made my podcast win happen. THANK YOU! I have to give a 5-word speech ON STAGE. What should it be?

Please add your proposed “speeches” in the comments. If I choose yours, you’ll get a special Webby care package from me! Remember: five words only.

p.s. Did you know Kyle and I actually went to the Met Ball in 2018?! It was amazing! Photo below. Six years ago. Time flies.